Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...