God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...