The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...