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Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
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Does DEC still make toasters?..
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A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
The New Priest
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Helping To Clean The Dishes
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What\\\’s the definition of strain?
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Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...