Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...