The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...