Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...