Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Medical Terms – Ebonics Style!
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...