yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.