Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...