In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...