Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Arkansan Citizens Trip
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...