Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...