You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...