I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...