Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...