How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...