Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...