Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...