The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...