Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...