Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
REALLY FUNNY!!
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...