grasshopper with no legs
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Revenge of the Blondes!
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The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
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How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
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If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
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At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...