With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...