Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!