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David Beckham
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Cup of Coffee
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A Penny For Your Thoughts
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There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Beltway Holdups
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fulfill a lifelong dream
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