Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....