A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...