New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!