A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...