Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...