How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!