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Political Speech Goofs
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Skin-diving!
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Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...