Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales