Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...