Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...