Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...