Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....