Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...