40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...