A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...