Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...