Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...