Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!