Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...