A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.