Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”