The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?