The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...