What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...